don't dream it. be it.
ofsparrows:

What if the entire tale of sleeping beauty really was, at one point, a clever ploy in order to lure the princes of any neighbouring kingdoms into an old, abandoned castle? 
There is no sleeping beauty— there is only an assassin who happens to be very good at pretending to be asleep.
(cheers to loika for help & cough bedtime stories, and whose artbook you should definitely preorder this weekend because it will make your life better and your eyes happy.)

ofsparrows:

What if the entire tale of sleeping beauty really was, at one point, a clever ploy in order to lure the princes of any neighbouring kingdoms into an old, abandoned castle? 

There is no sleeping beauty— there is only an assassin who happens to be very good at pretending to be asleep.

(cheers to loika for help & cough bedtime stories, and whose artbook you should definitely preorder this weekend because it will make your life better and your eyes happy.)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

truebluemeandyou:

truebluemeandyou: DIY 2 Ingredient Crayon Lipstick on Buzzfeed today. 
DIY 2 Ingredient Crayon Lipstick Recipe and Tutorial from Hey Wanderer. A video tutorial is also linked. Note: it is recommended to use ONLY CRAYOLA CRAYONS - not generic crayons made in China that may contain lead or who knows what. For pages more of DIY beauty and spa recipes (milk baths, sugar scrubs, chocolate facials etc…) go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/beauty

truebluemeandyou:

truebluemeandyou: DIY 2 Ingredient Crayon Lipstick on Buzzfeed today. 

DIY 2 Ingredient Crayon Lipstick Recipe and Tutorial from Hey Wanderer. A video tutorial is also linked. Note: it is recommended to use ONLY CRAYOLA CRAYONS - not generic crayons made in China that may contain lead or who knows what. For pages more of DIY beauty and spa recipes (milk baths, sugar scrubs, chocolate facials etc…) go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/beauty

We can raid the dressing up box and pretend to be human, but ultimately what’s the point?

foodffs:

Peach and Plum Galette

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
image

overdramaticcomedian:

An in-depth character analysis of Ed Phoenix

parallelpie:

Magnus pls… 

parallelpie:

Magnus pls…